I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light
so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue
and then I realized
uh
oh
WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!
THIS IS THE BEST
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all i need is...
i love lots of stuff. look down and you'll see some of it.
HARRY POTTER FOREVER
Afterward he mixed her a draught of dreamwine, with some honey so it might go down easier. “Sleep a bit, child. When you wake, all this will seem a bad dream.”
No it won’t, you stupid man, Sansa thought, but she drank the dreamwine anyway, and slept.
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The roses are bloody
The Violets are too
People have died
best tumblr post
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best response to a sexist boyfriend
this movie tho
HIS EYEBROW RAISEE
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| Doctor Who: | SCREAMING |
|---|---|
| Supernatural: | CRYING |
| Sherlock: | WAITING |
| Merlin: | DEAD |
| Once Upon a Time: | NEVERLAND BRB |
| Star Trek: | CRYING AND PAWING AT GLASS |
| Hannibal: | RAINBOWS AND MURDER |
| Game of Thrones: | RED WEDDING |
did you know that the australian government literally changed the date of australia day this year because it was on a saturday and everyone was that upset about missing out on having a day off
remember when they pushed the time of the leader’s debate back a couple of hours because the final of masterchef was scheduled to air at the same time
advance australia fair
don’t forget when we officially renamed mcdonald’s
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| Not feminism: | Oh my God, that woman is wearing make-up and high heels! She can't be a feminist. She's just adhering to the patriarchal expectations of femininity! What a traitor to her gender. |
|---|---|
| Not feminism: | I hate men! Women are so much better than men! All men are rapists and we don't need their help! Men are just there to oppress us and keep us down! Women are the superior gender. |
| Not feminism: | You're giving up your career to have a baby? You're being dictated to by a man! That's the wrong choice! You've slept with twenty men? Wow, way to show that you have no respect for yourself. |
| Feminism: | Women and men are equal. No-one should be discriminated against on the basis of their gender. Women have the right to decide how to live their life, how to dress, what to do with their body and who to love. |
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